Tech-prone Adults Gifts

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

The Lost Tribe

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Read the baby page instead."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Nothing makes me feel so old as scrolling down to find my year of birth."

"This new app shows you where all your friends are!"

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."