Tech-prone Adults Gifts

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

"You're never too old to learn..."

The Lost Tribe

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Life Extension Journal.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Living Longer Magazine.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Read the baby page instead."

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"This new app shows you where all your friends are!"

Nana pod.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as scrolling down to find my year of birth."

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.