Tech Operator Gifts

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Second lifeReal life.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"I see the downsizing continues."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Police film evidence

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Fact amnesty"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

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