Tech Operator Gifts

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Second lifeReal life.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"I see the downsizing continues."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

S.S.dot.com

"Fact amnesty"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.