Tech Noob Pillows

Great Moments in Chess

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"This secret memo I'm typing needs to be encrypted. How do I turn off spell check?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Grandma's caf

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High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Cell Phone

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

Computer books for dummies.

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'