Tech Novice's Guide Pillows

"OK Zoomer!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Bubbie Selfies

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Great Moments in Chess

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."