Tech Novice's Guide Pillows

"OK Zoomer!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Great Moments in Chess

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."