Tech Laggards Gifts

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

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"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

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