Tech Klutz Gifts

"I need to extract your bluetooth under anaesthetic."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"He's my school project for science class."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"