Professional Klutz Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for someone who’s charmingly clumsy and creatively inclined? Our collection celebrates their wonderfully awkward moments with witty, lighthearted items designed to bring joy and a little humor to their everyday life. Whether they’re an artist, crafter, or just someone who embraces their ‘professional klutz’ tendencies, you’ll find amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their unique blend of talent and delightful clumsiness.

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Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids. mockup

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

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'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.' mockup

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

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Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup. mockup

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

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"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars." mockup

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

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'Does this thing get channel four.' mockup

'Does this thing get channel four.'

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"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?" mockup

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

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"Karen's idea of wine reduction..." mockup

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

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'and then stand in dish for two hours.' mockup

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

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"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds." mockup

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

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"On. More. Try."

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"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...." mockup

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

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"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

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"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook." mockup

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

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My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff. mockup

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

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'I bet those are the accident reports.' mockup

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

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"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon." mockup

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

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'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.' mockup

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

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'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.' mockup

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

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"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself." mockup

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

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"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat." mockup

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

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'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake' mockup

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

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"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!" mockup

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

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The Coordination Committee meets. . . mockup

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

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'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.' mockup

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

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'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?' mockup

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

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'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.' mockup

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

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'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.' mockup

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

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'Why can't I make my pastry light?' mockup

'Why can't I make my pastry light?'

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'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!' mockup

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

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"A fly in your soup Sir? Don't worry, it won't live long in that stuff..."

"A fly in your soup Sir? Don't worry, it won't live long in that stuff..." mockup

"A fly in your soup Sir? Don't worry, it won't live long in that stuff..."

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"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?" mockup

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

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'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?' mockup

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

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Professional Klutz Gifts Collection

Professional Klutz Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the professional klutz—funny and charming designs to start each day on a cheerful note.

Professional Klutz Pillows

Discover cozy pillows celebrating the lovable chaos of professional klutzes—fun and quirky designs to brighten any space.

Professional Klutz Prints

Decorate with our playful prints that highlight the humorous side of being a professional klutz—perfect for adding personality to any room.

Professional Klutz T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the professional klutz—witty, humorous, and perfect for embracing your charmingly awkward side.