Tech Klutz Mugs

"I need to extract your bluetooth under anaesthetic."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"He's my school project for science class."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Pokemon Get Lost

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"