Tech Industry Follower Gifts

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

H-1BS

Theoretically

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

SF NO

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Busy, Busy, Busy

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Facebook/Meta

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

X Brazil

"You new guys should fit in working here."

Expanding Minds

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

3D HD TV

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

White Apple

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."