Tech Industry Follower Gifts

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

The rise of nano-technologies.

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"You new guys should fit in working here."

X Brazil

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

3D HD TV

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."