Tech Enthusiast With A Green Thumb Gifts

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Prize vegetables.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Hiding the electronics.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Okay, dig that one up!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'