Tech Enthusiast With A Green Thumb Pillows

Prize vegetables.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Hiding the electronics.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

Okay, dig that one up!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.