Tech-dependent Tax Filer Gifts

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Audio Books

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Found meat is income."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"So he's a Hyena. He does a quicker, cleaner job than any of you!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Unfortunately, a penny saved is subject to Federal, State and Local taxes.'

Trump Taxes

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

'Let's vote on the proposed merger with the IRS...'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

'Well, okay. But I hope you'll be declaring this on your next tax return.'

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

State of ye art pop-up technology

'New simple easy-to-use tax forms ... Leaves another taxpayer simple-minded.'

"...and this is the library..."

Directory in tax return office alarms taxpayer.

"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."

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