Tax Nerd Gifts

"Found meat is income."

'Unfortunately, a penny saved is subject to Federal, State and Local taxes.'

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'Let's vote on the proposed merger with the IRS...'

"So he's a Hyena. He does a quicker, cleaner job than any of you!"

Trump Taxes

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

Footing The Bill

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

The End of Trump?

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts