Tax Nerd Pillows

"Found meat is income."

'Unfortunately, a penny saved is subject to Federal, State and Local taxes.'

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'Let's vote on the proposed merger with the IRS...'

"So he's a Hyena. He does a quicker, cleaner job than any of you!"

Trump Taxes

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Footing The Bill

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

The End of Trump?

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'