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Prisoner Cell

In basket-case.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Textin’"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Cyberwarfare

Computer whisperer.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Hiding From Social Media

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Social Media Traps

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

'New Religion'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

By the time I found the key to success, they'd added a password.

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'