Tech Captive Gifts

Prisoner Cell

In basket-case.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Textin’"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Cyberwarfare

Computer whisperer.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Hiding From Social Media

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Social Media Traps

'New Religion'

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

"I asked my mom for a new iPhone, and she said she would 'get right on it.' Luckily, I have an app that alerts me of sarcasm."