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'Looks like another tear jerker.'

Trial by Media

Sitting in a tree

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You can't plead cute."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.