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"The witness will refrain from demonstrating his expertise in hypnotism."

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"You can't plead cute."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Berta screams out!

Performance In The Bedroom

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

'Sheep striptease'.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

Mime Flash Mobs.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

The Clown Hit

Closing arguments.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'