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"The witness will refrain from demonstrating his expertise in hypnotism."

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"You can't plead cute."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Berta screams out!

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Performance In The Bedroom

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Sheep striptease'.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Counsel's Opinion.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

The Clown Hit

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Closing arguments.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."