Tearful Testimony Enthusiast Mugs

'Looks like another tear jerker.'

Trial by Media

Sitting in a tree

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You can't plead cute."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

Counsel's Opinion.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I dropped my goblet!"

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.