Team Meeting Aficionado Gifts

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Any questions?"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Meeting. 'Meh.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."