Team Dynamics Observer Gifts

"There's always a prima donna."

"Two's company, three's an organization."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This means we need to trot out the company apologist again."

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."