Teaching Technique Buff Pillows

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A school of fish.

Binary Man

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Presenter Auditions.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'The buildings are merging.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'He was very big in Vienna.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."