Therapy Buff Pillows

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"More than one person has claimed I've driven them to drink."

"I have a hard time getting people to listen to me."

Sticker on car outside Department of Psychotherapy reads, "Go to work on an ego."

"Hey, it's all right - we're all afraid of vacuum cleaners."

'Do you want to have a conversation?'

'Let's try word-association, shall we? WORK.' 'SHY.'

'She says I should shop more.'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

'I want you to stay away from here for a few months- I'm going to try 'benign eglect' therapy.'

Maths teacher in therapy.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'I take copious notes because everything you say needs to be examined carefully...for the best seller I'm writing.'

"I'll have to cancel our meeting Mr Jones,I'm afraid I've got a headache."

'Hate is a pretty strong word. Are you sure you're not just lactose intolerant of your mother?'

'Don't worry, Mr. Jones. You're not hallucinating again. I'm going to a fancy dress party after this session.'

"If you guys didn't crack me up so much I'd have you committed."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"We're ALL nuts my friend."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

If nobody had invented graphics

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Tina Turner

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Am I sensing fear?"

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."