Therapy Theory Buff Pillows

"I feel we're making progress."

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I hate Mondays.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.