Teacher's Lounge Reveler Gifts

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Holiday Overkill.

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

The Easter Bunny in August

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"I'm quite enjoying working from home."

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

Bookcase at the Beach.

"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."

"It was just after we both became Junior School teachers that we decided not to have children of our own."

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"Was there a report that my class was unruly when the substitute teacher filled in for me?"

"Do you have to do that here?!"

'I tried to clean my room but dirt doesn't burn!"