Teacher's Apple Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Man juggling apple core.

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."