Teacher's Apple Enthusiast Gifts

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Flava Superba

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Man juggling apple core.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."