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Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

'Video problems would be more engaging than word problems.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'Where's the spellcheck?'

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

Computers replace books in education

"No, it's not the days before text messaging."

'I stored all my lesson plans in my notebook computer then backed them up by writing them in this composition notebook.'

"Could you give me a second? I have all the answers stored in the cloud."

"Hit the 'like' button on your way out!"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'Since I stopped using the chalk board in favor of the overhead projector, there have been no eraser fights.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

'I have to go to the office, and I'm putting you on mute 'til I get back.'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'Of course we're making educational progress. When I was a student, my teacher used a chalkboard to deliver their lectures. Now we can do that using mobile devices.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'What sort of upgrades did you have when you started teaching?'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the school's new security system. The badge contains y encoded retinal scan, fingerprints and level of job enthusiasm.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Before you e-mail me your answers. . . . text them to your neighbor for checking."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

"Don't worry, our names are just bytes on his computer."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'