Tea Tree Enthusiasts Gifts

"You kids think Tea Tree oil grows on trees?? Tea trees?? Well, you're wrong!! It's extracted from the leaves of trees in the family myrtaceae, bred in the plantations of New South Wales!!!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'