Tea Tree Enthusiasts Pillows

"You kids think Tea Tree oil grows on trees?? Tea trees?? Well, you're wrong!! It's extracted from the leaves of trees in the family myrtaceae, bred in the plantations of New South Wales!!!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Do you have anything bigger?

Why markets crash.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I brought cocoa."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Stop and Birch

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."