Tea Picker Gifts

'Not sure what's worse...the sweatshop or the tea break.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Running Latte

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Shall I be mother?

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

My comfort zone

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

He loves me...

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Brew Clubs

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Wall Street Journal"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Salvage Hunters

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"I get paid by the word."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Little Dark Specks

Teacup

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

'You've Had Enough.'

Me, picking fruit.