Tea Pottery Collector Gifts

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Shall I be mother?

Teapot Art

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Kettle Drum

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

Bull In a china shop

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

Bully in the China Shop

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

Old Glue

Bishops teacosy.

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'