Tea Pottery Collector Prints

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Kettle Drum

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Salvage Hunters

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

Bull In a china shop

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Perry Grayson

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

Bully in the China Shop

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

Old Glue

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

Bishops teacosy.

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."