Tea Picker Pillows

'Not sure what's worse...the sweatshop or the tea break.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Running Latte

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Shall I be mother?

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

My comfort zone

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

He loves me...

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

Brew Clubs

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Wall Street Journal"

"I get paid by the word."

Little Dark Specks

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Teacup

'You've Had Enough.'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'