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"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Use your imagination.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.