Tchotchke Collector Prints

"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Use your imagination.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

ZOO

Tired Barbie