Tchotchke Admirer Prints

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

War and Peace GIF

Mouse King

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Nutcracker mice

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"As seen on TikTok...."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

The 39 Steps

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

Trepak from Nutcracker

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Rothbart from Swan Lake

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Russian dancers

Revolutionary Study

Mirlitons from the Nutcracker

Chinese dancers

Bates Motel has a vacancy.

Image of Trump sticking tongue out on app on phone.

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

Nutcracker Selfie

Odette cries! Swan Lake