Collecting Chocolate Prints

"No whining or complaining. If you get a seat, pretend you just won the lottery. Smile, and do what they tell you. And most importantly, give them chocolate."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'