Tax Trouble Navigators Gifts

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Tax confusion.

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"This business is completely customer focused, and we have the paperwork to prove it!"

Tax Auditor door sign / Out to get you ? back in one hour.

Me Doing My Taxes

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

'When a patient is clearly in need of personal care it's imperative that you call a care assistant urgently!'

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"I was caught by the VAT man."

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

"If the bastards are going to take away my non dom status I've a good mind to leave the country and go and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

"I thought I owed it all to my fans. Turned out I owed it all to the taxman."

Tax audit office.

'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

"There's no special occasion. I'm just taking up a collection to help pay my income tax."

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"IF the government keeps attack rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"