Tax Tangle Solver Gifts

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Monster under the bed.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

Tax - Random Audit

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

I can't believe that when I was young I thought "tax man" must be some sort of superhero!

Boss

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

"Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax."

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

Uncle Sam.

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."

Internet Sales Tax

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'