Tax Troubleshooter Gifts

"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'I'm afraid your £20,000 fine for employing an illegal worker isn't a legit taxable expense.'

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

'I know that it's hard, Fred, but we all have to give our first Tax Rebate sometime. . .'

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

"Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax."

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

HM Inspector of Taxes - Please help yourself to tissues.

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

IRS, 'Well, don't just sit there -- Go out and earn some more money!'

IRS No turning back.

New simple easy-to-use tax forms...

'The IRS doesn't understand me'

We Didn't Get a Full Year of Government This Year. Why Should We Pay a Full Year of Taxes?

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

IRS. I would have filed electronically, but after paying last year's taxes, I couldn't pay my power bill.

I can't believe that when I was young I thought "tax man" must be some sort of superhero!

Boss

Tax Forum

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert