Tax Time Troubleshooter Gifts

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'Well, I guess we've finally arrived. We need a professional to do our taxes.'

IRS disclaimer.

Tax man on persons back

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Monster under the bed.

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'