Tax Time Troubadour Gifts

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

City & Western.

Rhinestone Accountant

'I'm giving you a raise.' - 'So that means more income tax to pay.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

The train on the musical line

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

Carols

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

IRS 'No U Turns'

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

IRS, 'Don't forget -- your first payment on that barrel is due in 30 days.'

'Your money? -- does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?'

'...And here, on line 27, where you say 'Beam me up, Scotty'....'

Why do I have to walk through here? In case you have any money left.

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."