Tax-free Troubadour Gifts

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Whatever!

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Branson space shot

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Gypsy busker

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

Super Six

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

Duty Free Closed to Public

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"