Tax Tangle Solver Pillows

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Monster under the bed.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

Tax - Random Audit

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Uncle Sam.

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

"Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax."

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."

Internet Sales Tax

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'