Tax Conundrum Solver Gifts

"I robbed Peter to pay Paul, and I still owe back taxes!"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Monster under the bed.

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

Uncle Sam.

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

IRS, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue

Me Doing My Taxes

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Now remember, let me do the crying.'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'Well, I guess we've finally arrived. We need a professional to do our taxes.'

Tax man on persons back

'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'

'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'

IRS Taxpayer Information. I'm sorry, sir, that loophole is reserved for people in the loop!

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

Sherlock Holmes, CPA: 'Incredible deductions, Mr Holmes! You've saved the Watson family big money!'

"Have a seat here under the cloud of suspicion."

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