Tax Conundrum Solver Gifts

"I robbed Peter to pay Paul, and I still owe back taxes!"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Monster under the bed.

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Uncle Sam.

And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

IRS, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue

Me Doing My Taxes

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'Now remember, let me do the crying.'

'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'

'Well, I guess we've finally arrived. We need a professional to do our taxes.'

Tax man on persons back

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'

'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."

Sherlock Holmes, CPA: 'Incredible deductions, Mr Holmes! You've saved the Watson family big money!'

"Have a seat here under the cloud of suspicion."

"What a coincidence. I did my own taxes too."

IRS disclaimer.