Tax Scholar Gifts

Next year, taxpayers will have the option of donating their tax refunds to save the shrinking surplus.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Footing The Bill

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

New Improved I.R.S.

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Stimulus bust

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'