Tax Policy Enthusiast Gifts

SOS-Another Property Tax Increase

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

'Hey everybody...Now we get to be tax exempt...'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'Our jobs would be a lot easier if the taxpayers and the voters weren't the same darn people!'

Tories To Scrap Inheritance Tax - 'Oh no! We've just spent it all.'

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'

Vulture Capitolists

'Tax increases for the 1% might be nice, except for the fact that most congress persons are in the 1%.'

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

Mitt Romney's Guide to Non-Taxpayers.

"Calling a tax increase a 'tax increase' is dangerous! It undercuts the government's historical right to create misleading 'spin'."

Defund Jeff Bezos

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"