Tax-savvy Parent Pillows

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"It's a dependent!"

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'

Today's Mothers Day!

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Waiting Room